Frequently Asked Questions

Your Cosmic Queries Answered with a Dash of Humor

(Our AI made this FAQ File which will be updated soon)

Alien DNA Lab raise our guys with music, love, training, and each batch is different.

Q: What exactly is Alien DNA?
A: Alien DNA is not from outer space (or is it?). It's our term for ancient, bioluminescent organisms that predate dinosaurs and can now glow up your living room.

A: We added a gene into one of the oldest life forms of Earth. Alien DNA is a modified version of the ancient one, bringing more self awareness and glow.

Q: Are these creatures safe?
A: Absolutely, 100% safe and non-toxic. They won't turn you into a glowing human, no matter how much you might want that superpower.

Q: How do I care for my Alien DNA?
A: Keep them in their saltwater habitat—don't drink it, no matter how thirsty you are for cosmic knowledge. They're low-maintenance but high on charm.

Q: Can I communicate with them?
A: Yes, they communicate visually and telepathically. Just don't expect them to discuss the meaning of life; they're more about vibes and glow.

Q: Why only ship to Southern California?
A: We're keeping it local to ensure these ancient beings feel at home. Plus, it's easier to deliver when you're not navigating intergalactic shipping lanes.

Q: What's the connection with Pyrofarms?
A: Pyrofarms is the genius behind Alien DNA. We're like the cool, bioluminescent division of a company that's all about innovative biology.

Q: How can I join the mailing list?
A: Enter your email on our site. We promise not to send you alien spam—just glowing updates and cosmic deals.

Q: Can I visit Alien Dna?
A: Not yet, but keep an eye out for future invitations to our intergalactic open house. It'll be out of this world!